Found this and thought it should be released for the public to read. LMAO
Bud Light presents, real american heroes.
Today we salute you, Mr. Web Wheeler. While other people are out building rigs and taking them off road, you've got your mouse locked in 4 lo. So what if you don't know the difference between a 3/4 and a 10 mm socket, you read on pirate4x4 that dom is better then hrew and only suckers use schedule 40. Time after time, you answer our questions either completly wrong or a smiley that says "i'm with stupid". Lucky for you, no one on the internet ever sees you so they don't actually know that your dodge ram on one tons is actually a chevy luv truck you deliver pizzas with.
So crack open an ice cold budlight oh captain of the off road office chair, we can all sleep sound at night knowing that you know every contestant in the 1993 TTC.
