So, how do you vote???

[OldYJ]

my first post in off topic  


Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"



my self you ask I am a southern boy  :brows:

[Overland n' Rocks]

my preference is a .45 Kimber. It has excellent grouping & easily diassembles for disposal. Sorry thinking outloud again.

[DBox]

Well, let's see. I was born in Mississippi, lived here for 45 years so far, plan on moving to the Springfield area in 2006, I hold a Master certification in NRA High Power Rifle, I'm a deputy sheriff and married to a probation officer with the Ms Dept of Corrections, have a daughter that has shot rifle and pistol competition with me, a son who has shot some IDPA pistol comp, and I firmly believe that a lot of problems can be resolved by a good man with a good rifle. Hmmmm. In the above situation I probably wouldn't be the only one bustin' caps. What does that make me?

[acorn]

Need a place to shoot highpower?  
http://www.swampworks.com/OsageOrange.html

Give these guys a shout or PM me.  The club gets a team together for Perry every year and another usually forms to go to the Planet matches in Marshall, MO.

[DBox]

acorn, thanks for the info. I've been out of shooting for a while because the club I shot with has let the rifle program go down and it's about a hour and a half drive there. I would really like to get Joe into some highpower.

[OJTV8CJ]

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting
for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen
different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming
More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up
waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and the right.

[YJ_Aaron]

Well now that was enlightening.

[OldYJ]

good one  :applaudit:

[RockGeneral]

When the Southern Republican was asked why he had shot the trespasser nine times, he replied "Because I did'nt have ten rounds".

[OldYJ]

:agree: we keep this up we might offend someone  :brows:

[YJ_Aaron]

OH well... be about the same as posting toyota pics on here which i'll do later for my new build.

[LibertyPatriot]

OH well... be about the same as posting toyota pics on here which i'll do later for my new build.

I'll get the barf bag ready...

[YJ_Aaron]

Now now keith... jealousy will get you no were.

[OldYJ]

hear is another one


Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have

[TanYJ]

Hillery Clinton was walking through the Capital Building bent over & stiff legged, and Al Gore came trotting up behind her, and asked, "Why are you walking that way?  It looks like you pooped in your pants."  Hillery replied, " I did." to which Al asked "Why not stand up straight, and walk to a restroom?"  Hillery peered at Al & replied with a patronizing tone, "I'm not finished, Al."