TULSA, OKLAHOMAMarch 24, 2009
Tulsa Police today reported finding the unidentified
dead body of a man floating in the Arkansas River . The victim
apparently had drowned due to
the excessive consumption of narcotics. When
recovered, the man's body was
dressed in black fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an OBAMA tee-shirt. He also had a large cucumber stuffed up his rectum. The police thoughtfully removed the
OBAMA tee-shirt to spare the victim's family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
