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Offline B-Love

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Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« on: 10/ 9/09 - 06:57PM »
This is to list the reasons why some of us are more qualified for the Nobel Peace Prize than the Great Messiah. 

I'll start: 

I haven't shot anyone this year...hey, at least that is a measurable accomplishment!
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Offline YJ_Aaron

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Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« Reply #1 on: 10/ 9/09 - 07:00PM »
I didn't "create peace" buy hanging a friendly Nation out to dry which will likely end in more blood shed and perhaps nuclear holocaust!  ROCK ON!
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Offline LoneWolf

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Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« Reply #2 on: 10/14/09 - 02:42PM »
This morning I dropped the kids off at the lake. There was no pushing or screaming to get into the water. It was a peaceful transistion. Therefore I, LoneWolf, am a better fit for the NPP.
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Offline Dai-San

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Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« Reply #3 on: 10/26/09 - 08:07PM »
I traded one of my Motorcycles for an 85' Bronco.  This creates peace, because now I won't be attempting to wheel in my Wife's car!   8)
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Offline farmboy

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Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« Reply #4 on: 11/ 3/09 - 05:37PM »
I gotta a job and didn't renig to my boss on all the promises I made him.... does that count??
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Offline Fierogld

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Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
« Reply #5 on: 01/ 6/10 - 04:58PM »
Quote from: LoneWolf on 10/14/09 - 02:42PM
This morning I dropped the kids off at the lake. There was no pushing or screaming to get into the water. It was a peaceful transistion. Therefore I, LoneWolf, am a better fit for the NPP.

I tend to "drop the kids off at the lake" on a regular basis thanx to high fiber apple juice...therefore i think the CEO of the apple juice company is better qualified for the NPP.
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