hahaha.
You Might Be A Democrat If
* You think "ethics" is an eastern European country.
* You've named your kids with hyphenated first and last names.
* You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth.
* You've ever referred to someone as a "bigot or Nazi".
* You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a married man.
* You oppose the death penalty, but support abortion.
* You don't support school choice for others, only for yourself.
* You think you might remember laughing once as an adult and feeling guilty about it.
* You once broke loose at a party and inhaled, but don't admit it.
* You support diversity, as long as others agree with you.
* You've referred to moral fiber thinking it was a new man made textile.
* You've ever uttered the phrase, "you hypocrite".
* You've ever said, "the Bill Of Rights is outdated".
* You answer to "No One".
* You support PETA and Green Peace, but still eat beef, fish, lamb, and wear leather garments.
* You protest your neighbor clearing their yard of weeds.
* You only let your kids watch PBS and listen to NPR.
* You scream at the thought of agreeing with a Republican.
* You've argued that Western values are no values.
* You agree that all the world's problems can be traced back to white Anglo-Saxon men taking advantage of others.
* When people say "Marx," you think, "to bad his idea didn't work".
* You've ever yelled, "capitalist".
* You still wear the Birkenstocks you purchased in 1969.
* You argue that you need 300 laws to control guns.
* You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people.
* You want to protest something but don't know what.
* You've ever said "I support civil liberties, but not personal liberties."
* You will not admit that trees are a renewable resource.
* You've ever said "reduce paper, save a tree".
* You donate money because it makes you "feel good".
* You came of age in the '60s and don't understand what went wrong.
* You justify lying cheating Democrats because Republicans lie and cheat.
* You ever start or end an argument on the phrase, "you are closed minded".
* You never told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can" because he chooses to do so.
* You think denial is a virtue.
* You don't mind contributing 4 months of your salary to the government. You're only sorry it can't be more.
* You believe that everyone else is responsible for you but you.
* You own a Land Rover because it's foreign and goes well with you European shoulder bag.
