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Offline OldYJ

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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #15 on: 01/18/07 - 07:34PM »
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This is just too funny.  IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE. I do not condone anyone hitting a woman but I saw this picture and thought it was funny.  If you don't - sorry.




Brad Ifind this some what out of carercter(sp, I am sure caer bear will help me here :biggrin: ) for you. not the beating part just all the touchie feely" I sorry" stuff  :confused:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #16 on: 01/18/07 - 07:53PM »
LOL-you are killing me.  I am so glad you are warm enough to post.

I see this picture differently. I would say that standing in front of a woman you just insulted is a bad position to be in (esp. with your legs spread).  No matter if you knocked her around.
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #17 on: 01/19/07 - 11:31AM »
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Brad Ifind this some what out of carercter(sp, I am sure caer bear will help me here :biggrin: ) for you. not the beating part just all the touchie feely" I sorry" stuff  :confused:


It must be the weather and all the crap this week or something.  I knew that somebody would bitch about it so I had to put some kinda disclaimer.
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #18 on: 01/19/07 - 07:19PM »
Bull_Hockey :bsflag: DO NOT BLAME THE WEATHER!!!!!
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #19 on: 01/19/07 - 07:23PM »
Blame it on your coffee withdrawl.  We all know that's the real reason your slacking lately.  :agree:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #20 on: 01/20/07 - 05:53PM »
I like it Brad.  Put the woman in her place right were she belongs, on the floor in front of you.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

But of course I am single as well.  Single by choice of course, can't find a girl that won't talk or tell me what to do.  If you see one send her my way. :boink:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #21 on: 01/20/07 - 07:25PM »
Well, I am sure the single cute girls that won't talk back or tell you what to do will just line up outside your door with the hopeful idea-that you are her knight in shining armor, giddy with joy, and adoring the aspect of having to be on the floor at your feet.  Get a grip-respect gains respect.  

There is no HUMAN (male or female) that has not talked back or not given unasked for advice (tell you what to do) at least once or twice.  If you are looking for someone who will humbly bow to you and your every whim you will be bored from a lack of challenge and learning together how to be with eachother.  So.... enjoy being single.
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #22 on: 01/20/07 - 08:35PM »
Dr Phil???? Are you there?????

(No offense Just a good joke)

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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #23 on: 01/20/07 - 11:36PM »
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I like it Brad.  Put the woman in her place right were she belongs, on the floor in front of you.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

But of course I am single as well.  Single by choice of course, can't find a girl that won't talk or tell me what to do.  If you see one send her my way. :boink:


have you thought about a russian mail-order bride?

they do have those ya know

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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #24 on: 01/21/07 - 12:49AM »
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Dr Phil???? Are you there?????

(No offense Just a good joke)


I am cracking up.   :applaudit:   Dr. Phill isn't as cute as me.  :puke:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #25 on: 01/21/07 - 12:51AM »
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I like it Brad.  Put the woman in her place right were she belongs, on the floor in front of you.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

But of course I am single as well.  Single by choice of course, can't find a girl that won't talk or tell me what to do.  If you see one send her my way. :boink:


have you thought about a russian mail-order bride?

they do have those ya know


Got a catalog on them with a price sheet?   :beerchug:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #26 on: 01/21/07 - 04:07PM »
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I like it Brad.  Put the woman in her place right were she belongs, on the floor in front of you.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

But of course I am single as well.  Single by choice of course, can't find a girl that won't talk or tell me what to do.  If you see one send her my way. :boink:


have you thought about a russian mail-order bride?

they do have those ya know


Got a catalog on them with a price sheet?   :beerchug:

The ones that DONT have hairy armpits are more expensive.


Oh, BTW, do you know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, you done told her twice!
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #27 on: 01/21/07 - 07:12PM »
:confused: Boy! This thread got hijacked and is going down hill QUICK! Might be time to "lock" it??? :behead:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #28 on: 01/21/07 - 07:52PM »
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I like it Brad.  Put the woman in her place right were she belongs, on the floor in front of you.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

But of course I am single as well.  Single by choice of course, can't find a girl that won't talk or tell me what to do.  If you see one send her my way. :boink:


have you thought about a russian mail-order bride?

they do have those ya know


Got a catalog on them with a price sheet?   :beerchug:

The ones that DONT have hairy armpits are more expensive.


Oh, BTW, do you know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, you done told her twice!


I would prefer one of those japanese chicks.  I hear they're running around $3,000. And I hear that if you don't like them you have 2 years to retuen them and they'll send you another.  So see carebear there are girls out there like that, you just have to buy them.  Sooooo    :bangtard:
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Re: Stopped in mid sentence....
« Reply #29 on: 01/21/07 - 08:07PM »
LOL, Cute Dave!   But... all the money you spend on the girls is money you could spend on your jeep.  So we are back to square one.  Jeep or Woman...that is the question.
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