Ozarks Jeep Thing Club
Off Topic => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: farmboy on 05/ 8/09 - 11:57AM
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I was trying to think of a topic to start that everyone might get into and I know that there are a lot of movie buffs in here. So I was thinking that we needed a thread dedicated to quotes... see if you can guess where they came from!! This may get pretty interesting....
This is a joke, but also from a movie....
"So there is Priest and a Rabi and they see this little boy bending over. The Priest says, I'd sure like to screw him and the Rabi says, outta what?? It's visual joke, see the little boy is bending over!!"
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With the help of Clint and Aaron, we say; "My Friends Girlfriend."
Ok, this is easy "Do I sound that stupid when I say that"
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Super Troopers
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So what's your quote Austin?
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I was trying to think of something appropriate, but I didn't have any luck so here goes.
"I just went from six to midnight."
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall???
I'm pretty sure I'm right...
My turn again...
"So... you know how when you're walking by a group of people, and you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranod, self- conscious feeling that maybe they're laughing about you, when they're really not? Well in your case, they really are."
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"The government called it a million dollar wound. But they must keep that money 'cause I've never seen a nickel of it."
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That's an easy one, but I'm not gonna ruin it for everyone else...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall???
I'm pretty sure I'm right...
You are. I also know Keith's quote, but I already got one so I'll sit this out.
I didn't know your quote Dave until I looked it up.
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"Gee Meg, where'd you get all this beef?"
"You see my cows outside?"
"No."
"Oh, oh!"
"Ahh."
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Twister
"He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any more!"
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Is that Super Troopers again?
My prediction?
Yes, your prediction.
Pain!
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Already another super troopers pulled out...
Rocky III ole friend... it through me for a loop cause he acctually says, "I predict pain" so at first I didn't catch it... good one though.
Time to get tougher... I'm gonna go old school on ya... Same movie, it might help!!
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
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Dave, that one was good! (and bad, and ugly).
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"Don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!"
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Rocky III ole friend... it through me for a loop cause he acctually says, "I predict pain" so at first I didn't catch it... good one though.
Hate to call you out on this but here is a clip. I'll think of a quote and then go to IMDB to verify I get it right so that I don't throw anyone off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA
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"The government called it a million dollar wound. But they must keep that money 'cause I've never seen a nickel of it."
Forrest Gump
"Gee Meg, where'd you get all this beef?"
"You see my cows outside?"
"No."
"Oh, oh!"
"Ahh."
Twister
"Don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!"
Best Movie ever Talledaga Nights
And mine, an oldie but goodie
"Hey, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B Flat""
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The Goonies?
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Hate to call you out on this but here is a clip. I'll think of a quote and then go to IMDB to verify I get it right so that I don't throw anyone off.
Evidently I don't know what I'm talking about. The web site I verified it on said "I predict Pain", but my eyes don't lie... at least this time. I stand corrected.
Since Aaron answered and didn't put one up...
"Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on. Can't even get that right."
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get off my plane!
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get off my plane!
air force one?
and "a chinaman pissed on my rug"
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I have no idea on yours....
But I don't want this thread to die so we'll go again, hope that's ok Dave.
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.
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and "a chinaman pissed on my rug"
THE BIG LEWBOWSKI.....
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THE BIG LEWBOWSKI.....
That was my initial thought, I had to look it up to verify it.
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.
Gone in 60 seconds?
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I see all this potential, and I see squandering. G*& d^%$ it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off
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Yes gone in 60 seconds, it's where SPHINX talks for the first time.
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"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?"
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Aaron... I got on here and was gonna do the same thing. Looks like several people had the same idea.
Brad... Fight Club... I could acttually hear him saying that as I read it... good one.
Rough Rider.... Austin Powers... and NO, you do not!!
I watched this one last night and I hope if this ever does happen to me, I will be as strong as they were until the end and face the bullet. Not the best movie I've ever seen, but it's a gut check when you know it's pretty much all true.
"Look them in the eye. They'll remember you."
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"Ok. So, she's a dog."
Anybody?
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Mrs.Derf- Does the Dog Sleep above the covers? 4 Feet above the covers?......GHOST BUSTERS!
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
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Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl
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I'll throw one out here...
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy
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Since everyone one just wants to put one up and not answer. I guess I'll do the same...
This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
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Dave, was that from Christopher Walken in "Joe Dirt"?
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Since everyone one just wants to put one up and not answer. I guess I'll do the same...
This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
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Same movie as mine... UHF
New one
"She's gone from suck to blow."
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SPACEBALLS!
"I can't lie to ya Sheriff, your to good a man. Look over your left shoulder. WOOOOF, We're going to Boston to get some clam chowder, bye bye."
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this one should be easy for you all
"frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"
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"I can't lie to ya Sheriff, your to good a man. Look over your left shoulder. WOOOOF, We're going to Boston to get some clam chowder, bye bye."
Smokey and the Bandit
"frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"
Gone with the {broken} Wind
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Where is your quote Brad?
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It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.
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Flame red... I did that on purpose... that was my way of answering it without actually answering it.
Brad... That was from Snatch i do believe.... I'm not gonna lie... I haven't seen it, but after reading some of the memorable qoutes I'm going too ....
Here is one I watched again the other night... it's the only quote that I could remember, but's I think it's finny and reminds me of something I would say if I were born 300 years ago.
"The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed."
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Brad... That was from Snatch i do believe.... I'm not gonna lie... I haven't seen it, but after reading some of the memorable qoutes I'm going too ...
You're right and you should see it! If you can understand half of what they are saying, it is a great movie, but I like Jason Statham type stuff.
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Dave your quote was from King Arthur.
"Get off my lawn zipper head!"
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Ok.... I guess I'll answer it... Gran Torino.... I thought I'd give someone else a chance, but if you snooze you lose.
This is one of the best movies ever..... several good ones from this one.
"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you"
"Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon"
?I don?t know why they call them roofies, because you always end up on the floor, they should call them floories.?.... ?or rapies!?
"Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"
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While I haven't seen it, I believe it's the Hangover.
"I'm a lead farmer mother f_____!"
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"Ask me about my wiener!!"
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"I'm a lead farmer mother f_____!"
Since Keith so rudely skipped over this one.... It's from Topic Thunder... Took me awhile. Funny as hell but completely stupid all at the same time.
Now take a step back...and f___ your own face -- another decent one
But I think this is one that Aaron should put in his back pocket... I actually think they stole it from him to be completely honest... "Like the dumbest motherf____r that ever lived"
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Since Keith so rudely skipped over this one.... It's from Topic Thunder... Took me awhile. Funny as hell but completely stupid all at the same time.
Now take a step back...and f___ your own face -- another decent one
But I think this is one that Aaron should put in his back pocket... I actually think they stole it from him to be completely honest... "Like the dumbest motherf____r that ever lived"
One of the greatest pieces of cinema in recent history. IMO.
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Most of the movies you guys quote, I've never seen and probably never will get to...
Sorry!
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Just giving you a hard time Kieth... don't matter to me... I just didn't know yours!!
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keith are you feeling old.
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keith are you feeling old.
No, Christy just doesn't appreciate those kind of movies and I can never catch them when they're on Dish.
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well just go to the store rent the moive go home and go into your man cave and wacth the show.
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Sounds logical to me Larry, of course I'm not married so I don't know what the punishment might be for that kind of activity.
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will be sleeping in the man cave for about 2 months.
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I borrowed James Bond Casino Royale a couple of months ago and still haven't watched that yet.
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BTT "am i missing a tooth?"
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BTT "am i missing a tooth?"
Haven't seen it yet, but I think it is The Hangover.
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"that is correct".... real shame you haven't seen it yet, I laughed until my stomach hurt.
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Everyone has said that, I know I need to see it.
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BACK ON TRACK! Austin have you seen Hangover yet?
NEW QUOTE:
Lighten up Francis!
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BACK ON TRACK! Austin have you seen Hangover yet?
I saw it. Everyone was right, it was hilarious.