Author Topic: News Story out of Kansas City  (Read 1277 times)

Offline OzarkOutdoors

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News Story out of Kansas City
« on: 10/ 8/08 - 01:35PM »
(From The Kansas City Star) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Clay County courtroom drama this morning, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.  When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


Offline LoneWolf

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Re: News Story out of Kansas City
« Reply #1 on: 10/ 8/08 - 02:02PM »
OH SLAM!!  hahahaha
 
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

Offline OzarkOutdoors

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Re: News Story out of Kansas City
« Reply #2 on: 10/ 8/08 - 03:34PM »
yeah, I've been a chiefs fan since '74 so I've had more than a couple disappointing years under the belt.  This year is so bad I'm even poking fun at myself.

Actually this is a joke I received last year but one "from" the St Louis Post Dispatch.  I simpley replaced the STL Rams with the Chiefs.

Like I always say "there is always next year..."

Offline farmboy

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Re: News Story out of Kansas City
« Reply #3 on: 10/ 8/08 - 06:44PM »
Thats great... I hate'em so that gives me a joke about them too!!
Be quick to listen, slow to speek and slow to anger!!