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Offline GHOST00TJ

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Aliens crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
« on: 07/ 9/09 - 06:28PM »
The years 1947 & 1948

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
And to think you wondered why they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know.

Offline FlameRed08

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Re: Aliens crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
« Reply #1 on: 07/ 9/09 - 07:45PM »
Hehe... nice!
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Offline LoneWolf

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Re: Aliens crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
« Reply #2 on: 07/10/09 - 12:32PM »
LMAO!   :21:  Good one Ghost.

Should put this one in the JOKE THREAD.
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.