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Off Topic => Let's Talk Politics => Topic started by: B-Love on 10/ 9/09 - 06:57PM

Title: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: B-Love on 10/ 9/09 - 06:57PM

This is to list the reasons why some of us are more qualified for the Nobel Peace Prize than the Great Messiah. 

I'll start: 

I haven't shot anyone this year...hey, at least that is a measurable accomplishment!

Title: Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: YJ_Aaron on 10/ 9/09 - 07:00PM

I didn't "create peace" buy hanging a friendly Nation out to dry which will likely end in more blood shed and perhaps nuclear holocaust!  ROCK ON!

Title: Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: LoneWolf on 10/14/09 - 02:42PM

This morning I dropped the kids off at the lake. There was no pushing or screaming to get into the water. It was a peaceful transistion. Therefore I, LoneWolf, am a better fit for the NPP.

Title: Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: Dai-San on 10/26/09 - 08:07PM

I traded one of my Motorcycles for an 85' Bronco.  This creates peace, because now I won't be attempting to wheel in my Wife's car!   8)

Title: Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: farmboy on 11/ 3/09 - 05:37PM

I gotta a job and didn't renig to my boss on all the promises I made him.... does that count??

Title: Re: Reasons why you are a better fit for the Nobel Prize
Post by: Fierogld on 01/ 6/10 - 04:58PM

Quote from: LoneWolf on 10/14/09 - 02:42PM

This morning I dropped the kids off at the lake. There was no pushing or screaming to get into the water. It was a peaceful transistion. Therefore I, LoneWolf, am a better fit for the NPP.

I tend to "drop the kids off at the lake" on a regular basis thanx to high fiber apple juice...therefore i think the CEO of the apple juice company is better qualified for the NPP.