Author Topic: My Dog  (Read 8456 times)

Offline LoneWolf

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My Dog
« on: 01/13/10 - 11:04AM »
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if
any medical needs arise.

For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He
needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every
day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head,

Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

Offline YJ_Aaron

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #1 on: 01/13/10 - 01:17PM »
You share your house with a hairy Democrat... nice Jimmy.
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Offline LoneWolf

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #2 on: 01/13/10 - 04:57PM »
hahahaha. Indeed I do.
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

Offline why jay

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #3 on: 01/21/10 - 12:21PM »
I disagree Jimmy, something is required of your dog (democrat).  loyalty and allegiance to those that provide those things.  Ironic.
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Offline upnovr

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #4 on: 03/25/10 - 01:23PM »
Your dogs name isn't George W. Bush is it?

Offline LoneWolf

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #5 on: 03/25/10 - 02:24PM »
WTF? That makes no sense at all.
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

Offline upnovr

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #6 on: 03/25/10 - 03:10PM »
Your dog sounds like a spoiled rich kid. Just like Goerge W. Did that go over your head? Do you know what that means?

Offline upnovr

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #7 on: 03/25/10 - 03:36PM »
I dont remember if everyone was this pissed when Clinton was president. He's a democrat. All I see on this forum is Obama hating Republicans. I don't consider myself a Democrat or Republican. Who ever is best for the job at that time should get the job. I have never seen this much hatred for anyone before. It's crazy. Oh well I guess we gotta live him for another 3 years. Ahh... freedom of speech. :)

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #8 on: 03/25/10 - 04:01PM »
Oh well I guess we gotta live with him for another 3 years or less
First you crawl, then you walk, then you drive, then you crawl again....

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #9 on: 03/25/10 - 04:07PM »
Hey Jeeper guy. Completely off the subject, but how do you like your M/T MTZ's?

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #10 on: 03/25/10 - 04:24PM »
PM sent
First you crawl, then you walk, then you drive, then you crawl again....

Offline xj42

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #11 on: 03/25/10 - 04:48PM »
All I see on this forum is Obama hating Republicans.

So what's the problem?

Offline LoneWolf

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #12 on: 03/25/10 - 05:10PM »
Your dog sounds like a spoiled rich kid. Just like Goerge W. Did that go over your head? Do you know what that means?

nope, but I can see that the initial post went over yours.
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #13 on: 03/25/10 - 05:14PM »
 ::)

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Re: My Dog
« Reply #14 on: 03/25/10 - 05:17PM »
So what's the problem?
Nothing. I guess I live in a redneck, gun toating, racist county.