Author Topic: another e-mail  (Read 1161 times)

Offline OldYJ

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another e-mail
« on: 11/ 2/08 - 06:39PM »
Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have  resigned myself to
the fact that Barack Obama wll be our next President, and that my Taxes
and Fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have
to see an increase in my fees to them of about, 8%. I will also have to
lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are
family, here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on my employees' cars. I have decided these folks
will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have
a better idea, let me know.

I am sending this letter to all Business owners that I know.

Sincerely
Ward
JOOA Corp.
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not"
Thomas Jefferson

Offline LoneWolf

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Re: another e-mail
« Reply #1 on: 11/ 2/08 - 07:34PM »
sounds fair.
EVERY NORMAL MAN MUST BE TEMPTED AT TIMES TO SPIT ON HIS HANDS, HOIST THE BLACK FLAG, AND BEGIN SLITTING THROATS.

Offline JEEPOLANTERN

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Re: another e-mail
« Reply #2 on: 11/ 5/08 - 11:00AM »
I like the logic in that, it is about like making them pay for a mistake.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget....